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humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

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punsicle:

hurdygurdygirl:

This is how I’d play chess

I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY

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tyleroakley:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Perfect.

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mrcraabs:

pokemon has taught me to paralyze things i like and want to keep

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Ugh, worst song ever. 

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